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And stressed the fuck out about it, I am. The lot where I keep the truck is being resurfaced on Tuesday and is screwing with my Monday. ...

Well, as my vacation comes to an end, I feel like I should share some news. All these months of G rated Jenni are not going to be coming...

Don't get me wrong, Tinder and I had a great time for a time, but then my kids got old enough to swipe right and as I know too well,...

All I wanted and more already! It is not lost on me how fortunate I am to be able to take a pampering vacay. Make no mistake, there were...

I woke up this morning with a little spring in my step. My son thinks I have lost it. I haven't. I'm just so fucking grateful to be...

I woke up this morning. Ha! If you are reading this, you did too. Good job us! Just to give you a glimpse of my reality right now. I got...

Have you ever wanted a pair of my pretty panties? To sniff, to jerk into, to wear? Whatever floats your boat is fine with me. As long...

Total lapse in judgement, or not. Who knows. Who cares. Taco, fucking, Tom. I can't even say how it happened. He sent me a picture of...

I made it through the final festival and now I have vacay on my mind. I pulled the trigger and booked the air bnb. I think I am happy...

The last 3-day festival of the year for me starts tomorrow...unless I do something stupid. Which I don't think I will, but you never...

Accommodations...in limbo. Who knew it would be such a tough choice to decide where to stay? I am also going to be gone longer than I...

The day of reckoning. Did you know? I have a cyst on my urethra about the size of a golf ball. It's been a pretty manageable situation...

For at least a few days anyway. I survived the 3 days in the metal box. Two of the 3 days, some of you guys were nice enough to hang...

But am going to have to give it my best shot for the festival weekend. My mom had not 1, but two falls this week. Work is piling up. ...

I think I need to be put in a time out. At just about every turn this week, I have behaved poorly. I have mostly felt justified in my...

You guys were amazeballs this morning, and just what I needed to start my day off. With no real plans of masturbation, I came three...

O.k. - So I think I have made a decision. I am putting the asset sale on hold for now. I need less stress in my life, not more. I am...

I wish I was flying. I woke up yesterday with the plan to solidify my snowbird plans for winter. I was supposed to be out of work by...

And sadly, there won't be 4 O's this week. I have been doing some evening masturbating. It's about the only way I can sleep through the...

I'm a tricky bitch today. I had to let an employee go last week and had some shifts to fill this week. I strongarmed my son to work 2...