Were you around last year when I bought that shit ton of delicious peaches?
They just put out their schedule for delivery for 2021 and I need ALL the fucking peaches.
I wanna make jams, and salsa, and muffins, and cakes, and cobbler, and all the peachy things to can too.
If I have ever wanted to be spoiled with anything the most ever, holy fuck balls I saw tonight that they have gift cards!
In my estimation, I need 7.2 of you to spoil me with a $25 gift card in order to get 100 pounds of fucking delicious peaches, which would be 50#'s in June and 50# in July when they make deliveries in my hood.
I am sure this sounds so ridiculously crazy, but seriously...I have a real thing for peaches, and you guys should not be pretending that you do not have a thing for peaches :)
xoxo
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