Houston: We have a problem!

Just when I had it all figured out.

I get a text at 9 p.m. tonight - my son says he is moving back home with me. I say, "when is this happening". He says "tomorrow". I say, "what time tomorrow?". He says " 8 a.m."

I love him, but I love living alone also. It took me a hot minute to get used to being an empty nester, and it suits me just fine. Does that sound awful? It is, what it is.

Right now, I am super bummed about my weekend streams. And my phone sex side hustle. I am low key freaking out. Mainly because what the fuck will I do with all this time that I have been sexy side hustling for 3 years???? I already had too much free time.

On one hand, I say to myself, maybe I need this to re-enter the real world. On the other hand, I say, this is a whole lot of $$ I am about to lose.

I guess it is a good thing I am creative. I am going to get creative. It will be much easier to do on the streaming side. I can be a quiet cummer? Ha! Doubtful, but I can try. I can do food truck streams when I get my truck back. Maybe, once it gets warmer outside. I can book a staycation at a hotel for my camiversary. But I am way too thrifty for that. Bubble bath's and G rated streams, obviously.

The bright side is that he does go to college 4 days a week, so the weekday slots might be o.k., but might as well trash that calendar, I worked so hard on. I will have to wear clothes in my house again. My lingerie closet will have to move back into my room. I can no longer charge my toys on the kitchen counter. Grrrrrrr...

I love this kid, but holy streaming blocker. Guess you are going to have to follow me on twitter for the daily updates.

I hope that I can get in at least one day this weekend. Worst case scenario, I will go to work on Sunday, and we will stream from the office. Maybe I need this to get back on track. You guys like G rated Jenni too right?