Jesus take the wheel. I have purchased a piece of fitness equipment. Before I left for my 4 month work trip, I had a gym membership. My job was physically demanding. I was not chubby. In the last two weeks, my thighs have started to rub together when I walk. This is oddly annoying when I sleep, more than when I walk. I didn't have thigh gap before, but I didn't have cellulite either.
What the fuck has happened to me?
I hear a lot of you guys say you like my curves. Me too, yo! Me too! But I don't like how unfit I have become in the last 4-5 months.
So I bought an elliptical. Jesus take the wheel.
The first hurdle will be dragging this ginormous box up my stairs when I pick it up tomorrow. The 2nd hurdle will be putting the mother F-ing thing together. I'm sure I will treat myself to ice cream when I am done. Not eating the ice cream is far more cost effective than buying the elliptical.
I actually couldn't tell you the last time I bought anything for myself...well...that's a lie. I bought the DOMI. That has actually yielded me a lot of joy, but it wasn't as much as this fucking elliptical. My cousin really roped me in to this. She says I will be happier with it. Cause to be honest, it's nice when you guys tell me that you like my body - but it isn't as nice as me actually liking my body.
Here is where you come in. Let's make this money back! I appreciate you!
You can cash app me a dollar or two @ jennibean6996 - Would love to wake up to that surprise.
You can tip generously, if you are able. I appreciate you! Offline or Online tipping :)
You may not like it, but I will be streaming the work out time...Naked even if the goals get there :) Maybe even song requests for me to jam too.
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