Kale > Dick

Ha! Oh the adventures of Taco Tom and Jennibean are funny. Tomorrow I am working a non profit event near Tom's house and he offered to bring me fresh veggies and spices from his garden. He is sweet, unfortunately, I am not so familiar with sweet. It is confusing to me. I am not sure what offering someone produce delivery is indicative of, but I am guessing it is more than a blow job.

He checked in with me when I got back in town earlier in the week and I told him that even though my hand was swollen from work, if he put his dick in my mouth and stroked it himself, that I would totally blow him. He responded that I was impressive. I said, nah, I just like to use penis to decompress. To which he then responded, no, I was talking about your job. Hahahaha, I was about a text or two behind in that exchange I think, or maybe I just think every convo that he and I have has to do with his dick in my mouth. Maybe I just like to keep it that way. I don't need him to tell me that I am impressive. I already know that.

Back to the produce though. Fun fact: He offered me green beans, and I declined them. He tried to persuade me saying they are so delicious, but nah, I don't like green beans. The kale though. He doesn't know this, some of you know this, kale is my jam. I fucking LOVE kale. Another fun fact: If a man, who's dick your sucking on the regular, offers you kale, you take it, and you blow him extra well for it, because you blow him, and he offered you kale. Which I suppose isn't a fun fact for you in the way it would be for me...the moral to that for you is that if a girl is blowing you, offer her kale, or something equal or greater to kale. Offering someone your dick all the time can be boring. Kale is never boring!