I'm so lame

Best title for a blog post ever, for a girl that likes to masturbate online for tokens. Except, I haven't even had time to masturbate.

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Now back to the lameness

This should have been an easy work week for me - but it wasn't. Carburetor issues in one of my fleet vehicles, potential fires, and just typical bullshit was the theme for the week.

I leave for a work trip tomorrow morning in the midst of a bunch of chaos that I should really be here to finish up, but...the beach is calling me.

I am going to hop online this morning for a few while I get some shit together, that should have been done earlier in the week. Tokens are always appreciated. Then I have to go to work, swap out a vehicle, prep some catering, meet with an app developer out of California and then head out for an event this evening.

The bright side: Tomorrow, once my plane lands, I have zero work things to do, other than be where I am supposed to, and that will be online, at chaturbate in my beach front motel room. Find me :)

In the meantime - Saturday Spoils are the best - check out my amazon wishlist and fill my porch up, so when I get home on Wednesday night, I will have spoils to open! Yay! My main wishlist item is warm weather clothes, for my winter relocation, but there are lots of things to pick from. I appreciate you!