I totally didn't mean to masturbate just now. I got online to read a little, relax, and head to bed. I couldn't get to bed until 4 a.m. last night, for no good reason, then got up pretty early this morning, but then...somehow I just came 4 times. WtMOTHERf?
I stopped myself at 4 because I have to take a physical for work in the morning. Fun facts: On top of the various hats that I wear for work, I am also the company fleet manager. I know some of you probably know what that is, but for me, I control all of our company logo'd vehicles, and because of the size of the company that I work for, we require all of our drivers to be state regulated. Which means...you have to pass a bi-annual physical. Well...your lovely Jenni doesn't do so well when it comes to passing that physical.
The first year, they gave me a 1 year card (instead of the regular 2 yr card). The 2nd year, they gave me a 2 year card, last year the doc gave me a 1 year and told me that he wouldn't pass me again. My card actually expired on Friday, which is why I have had the weekend off. I can't drive any logo'd vehicles until I get my card renewed. I am thinking it is a 50/50 split. My boss told me to take the weekend off and try to have a low stress, relaxing weekend.
I cried last year to get the doc to renew my card. I literally cried. I pinched myself and faked some motherfucking tears for that card. This fucker doesn't understand that this is my job. If I cannot have that regulated card to slip into my company file, I don't know what job I have with my company. Can the top of my pyramid not be allowed to drive the company vehicles and still be the top? I don't know.
To be completely honest, I really hope I fail. It is so stressful, what I do everyday. Realistically, failing would be so bad, on many levels, but would be so good for me. It isn't practical to hope I fail. I am certain I will muster some tears again, if I need to, I just don't want to. But isn't that what adulting is? Doing things you don't want to do for the greater good? Fuck adulting. I love my job. I hate my job. Tomorrow is going to be really stressful either way. If I fail, that is a 2 hour drive to the next major city to talk to the big bosses. If I pass, I have to accept that I will be doing this job until at least March of 2020.
On top of that mess, I HAVE to schedule a minor surgery tomorrow also, that I was supposed to have months ago. I put shit like that off, but recently have realized that I might want to do what is best for my health, cause like...don't we all want to live as long as possible. I don't really know if I care or not, but I am sure there are a few people in my life who do care (like my kids), so I should get it done.
In the mean time, have sympathy on me - visit my amazon wishlist :) and grab me up that campfire chapstick pack ( I want it ALL), the kodak film, or any of the patriotic gear. I love me some 4th of July festivities!!! You can pick up the link to my amazon on the spoil me page.
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