All I want for Christmas is a weighted blanket

Seriously...so fucking serious.

Did you know that on top of having, what I have been told is, a pretty milf pussy. I have a really serious and often stressful day job. I have the WORST sleep patterns because I am in a constant state of motion with my job. I could be working from 6 a.m. - midnight, for 4 days in a row, like next weekend. Or midnight - 4 a.m. , like this Saturday night. Or everyday during the day to field calls from needy fucking people. So when I am not here for days or if I am here and I am quiet, just enjoy the view. Best guess is I have done too much people-ing for one day, or a slew of days.

I am NOT one of those people who needs to be around people all of the time. The truth is, I am around people all the damn time, and it is exhausting.

So today - I did way too much people-ing, but I want to pop onto the bate so you all don't forget about me. And hey, while I am here, if someone once to pop on over to my amazon wish list and get me that weighted blanket, I am off this weekend and would really like some motherfucking sleep. I am always in a better mood with sleep.